Friday, August 28, 2009

Super Jew T + (Party Pooper) Jewish Mag = Deal

Did you catch Heeb magazine's blog post The 9 Lamest Pieces of “Super Jew” Apparel ? In typical self-hating fashion, Heeb disses Super Jew apparel including their own Super Jew t-shirt knock off.

Seth Rogen's Super Jew T-Shirt, the one he wears in Funny People, was first on Heeb's list! W00t!

Then yesterday, a big box of Heeb mag back issues showed up at ModernTribe HQ: 50 copies of "The Chosen Issue" with Jonah Hill (Seth Rogen's sidekick and co-star in Funny People). I thought: perrrrfect, karmic, bashert even: a Super Jew T/Heeb Magazine combo!

So now, you, lucky reader can get the hottest ("lamest") t-shirt of the year: Seth Rogen's Super Jew t-shirt from Funny People + a copy of Heeb's "The Chosen Issue" with Jonah Hill + a subscription to Heeb Magazine for $34 (the t-shirt alone sells for $24). This deal is only for the next 50 orders. Only on ModernTribe.

(Please note that Heeb is for adults who are young-at-heart, not the young.)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Let's Send Chaviva to Israel

Do you know about the Nefesh B'Nefesh Jewish Bloggers Convention?

Taking place Sunday, September 13th, 2009 the second annual gathering of Tweeters, Bloggers and Jewish New Media Gurus is happening in Jerusalem.

Jerusalem is out of reach for some of us but there is a means of getting there: the convention has a "Send A Friend To Israel Contest." I'd love to see more friends attending in-person, including a very deserving blogger: Chaviva of Kvetching Editor. (Love the glasses!)

I'm nominating Chaviva because she is a consistently, thoughtful voice in the Jewish online community. Her tweets and blog posts are positive and thoughtful -- refreshing in an online community which can sometimes seem dominated by jaded and sarcastic voices. (I still love all ya'll irreverants too.) So check out Chaviva's Blog & Tweets. If you like what you read, help her to enhance her contribution to the Jewish social media world by nominating her too.

Other blogger friends who will be there live, in person:
  • David Abitbol, founder of Jewlicious, is leading a workshop: Networking for Money: Your Social Network has value. "Give and ye shall receive."
  • David Kelsey, Jewcy blogger, is a panelist.
I'll be participating virtually and -- thank you event planners -- the programs start and end late (Israel time 2PM - 10PM) so that the rest of the world can participate. Israel is seven hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time: so if I'm doing my math right, that's 7AM-3PM EST.

Rosh Hashanah High Holiday FAQ 5770

The High Holidays are coming up soon! Here's a quick FAQ on what the Days of Awe are all about:

When are the High Holidays in 2009 (5770)?

Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown on Friday, September 18 and ends at nightfall on Sunday, September 20. The Jewish New Year is celebrated on September 19 and, for Conservative and Orthodox Jews, also on September 20.

Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, begins at sundown on Sunday, September 27 and ends at nightfall on Monday, September 28 and is observed for one day by all Jewish denominations.

The Jewish holidays are based on a lunar calendar, so their dates vary each year on the Gregorian calendar.

What is Rosh Hashanah?

Rosh Hashanah (literally, head of the year) is the Jewish New Year. It is one of the Days of Awe, during which Jews go to synagogue to reflect on the past year and think about how they would like to improve themselves the next year. Part of this process is apologizing to the people you have wronged last year--this is the origin of Stephen Colbert's OOPS-JEW hotline!



During the afternoon of Rosh Hashanah, Jews often perform the ceremony of Tashlikh (Hebrew for "casting off"): they throw bits of bread into a flowing body of water to symbolize casting off last year's sins.

Jews often send Rosh Hashanah cards with the Hebrew greeting L'Shanah Tovah (literally, "for a good year") to wish family and friends a good year.

Because the Days of Awe span 10 days, there is always at least one Shabbat (from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday) between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. This is called Shabbat Shuvah, or the Sabbath of Return, meaning that Jews should return to G-d and the principles of the Torah (the Hebrew Bible).

What is the shofar?

The shofar is a ram's horn that is played as a musical instrument to awaken people to the new year. In fact, the Hebrew Bible calls the holiday not Rosh Hashanah, but Yom Teruah, the day for sounding the shofar.

What do Jews eat on Rosh Hashanah?

Apples, challah bread, and honey are traditional Rosh Hashanah foods. Jews often dip apple or challah slices in honey to symbolize a wish for a sweet new year. Special round challah is often made for the new year, symbolizing the circle or cycle of the year.

What is Yom Kippur?

Yom Kippur is the Jewish Day of Atonement, one of the High Holy Days. It is traditional to pray in a synagogue to atone for last year's sins. Typically services start in the morning and last until the early afternoon. Jews may then take a nap or participate in discussions about Jewish teachings, then evening services conclude the day. Jews often fast as a sacrifice symbolizing their atonement and attempts at self-improvement, but because Judaism values health above all else, fasting is not encouraged if medically inadvisable. Some Jewish people also refrain from wearing leather shoes on Yom Kippur, so as not to tread on the cow from which the leather came.

When does Yom Kippur end?

Yom Kippur ends at nightfall on Monday, September 28. At this time, hungry Jews have a break-the-fast gathering with their family and friends!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Name the "Jennie & Patrick Show"

Hey there. ModernTribe's new associate, Patrick Aleph of Can!!Can band and PunkTorah, and I are doing these quirky shopping-channelesque videos where we discuss items we sell on ModernTribe.com. We'd like some help coming up with a name for this "show" which we hope to do regularly.

If you haven't seen our "shows" the videos are below. Please comment to suggest names. Don't be mean, and, yes, the comments are moderated, so inappropriate comments may not make it live (unless they are really funny).

Thanks so much!







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